We're not paid enough to do stuff.

ask-agentconnecticut started following you

…Aren’t you the crazy guy from the desert?

redvsblueproblems:

RoosterTumblr Problems #11: Those dirty blues.

redvsblueproblems:

RoosterTumblr Problems #11: Those dirty blues.

That, my friend, sounds like a fucking plan. But, didn't Oprah die over 500 years ago?

Talking about the Robotic Oprah that now just spits out free cars while praising some celebrity on the weight she lost.

'Should'? I'm already on it.

That’s the spirit! We should Oprah to sponsor this shit.

You're my favorite! ^.^

Ah-HA! Wait until Simmons hears this!

That sounds like the perfect diet, man.

Dude, you should really look into it.

bitch-in-black:

dextergrif:

bitch-in-black:

dextergrif:

bitch-in-black:

dextergrif:

bitch-in-black:

dextergrif:

 bitch-in-black started following you

Ah hell.

Oh, it’s you.

What are you doing here? 

What? You aren’t hapy to see me, *Shit, what was his name again…? Orange guy… Lazy ass… Griff? Oh, wait a minute!* Grif?

Well, are you here to kick my ass?

Depends. Do I have a reason to kick your ass?

N-No reason! Nope.

Did you, ah, ever figure out that AI thing?

Right… *she rolled her eyes under her helmet*

What ‘AI thing’?

Uh, that evil cackling thing?

bitch-in-black:

dextergrif:

bitch-in-black:

dextergrif:

bitch-in-black:

dextergrif:

 bitch-in-black started following you

Ah hell.

Oh, it’s you.

What are you doing here? 

What? You aren’t hapy to see me, *Shit, what was his name again…? Orange guy… Lazy ass… Griff? Oh, wait a minute!* Grif?

Well, are you here to kick my ass?

Depends. Do I have a reason to kick your ass?

N-No reason! Nope.

Did you, ah, ever figure out that AI thing?

bitch-in-black:

dextergrif:

bitch-in-black:

dextergrif:

 bitch-in-black started following you

Ah hell.

Oh, it’s you.

What are you doing here? 

What? You aren’t hapy to see me, *Shit, what was his name again…? Orange guy… Lazy ass… Griff? Oh, wait a minute!* Grif?

Well, are you here to kick my ass?